Chris Bracey got his start in the art world making neon signs for sex shops in Soho before being chosen to work on iconic films like Eyes Wide Shut and Batman.
What are we gonna tell the cops? “Fuck it if she can’t take a joke, Sarge”?
so there’s this kid i knew, you’ve probably heard about him through some of the poems/songs i always used to fucking write about him (if you pay attention to that sappy shit), and he was like this really, extremely troubled boy. like, he was really troubled. naturally. he caused a lot of shit, which is why i still have poems and songs in his honor after like three billion years
anyway, he always wanted to join the army and do army stuff, and i never paid any mind to it, even going as far as to use military terms in a biting song i wrote about him after he broke my friend’s heart, and i just?? looked on his facebook today for literally no reason after about a year, and i saw that he actually is doing some military training
and for some reason??? i am worried??? i have spent a lot of time hating his guts, but idk over the past year or so i’ve been trying to let go the grudge over what he did to all of us, and even though i thought i wouldn’t care i kind of do???? like, damn, i’ve been doing more research on military stuff lately, strangely enough what good timing, and like, that really fucks people up and i’m worried about him and i thought i had stopped caring about him a long time ago. anyway it was really surreal
There were some buildings… There were these really tall buildings, and they could walk. Then there were some vampires. And one of the vampires bit the tallest building, and his fangs broke off. Then all his other teeth fell out. Then he started crying. And then, all the other vampires said, “Why are you crying? Weren’t those just your baby teeth?” And he said, “No. Those were my grown-up teeth.” And the vampires knew he couldn’t be a vampire anymore, so they left him. The end.